Just sayin, but like none of these guys are pirate. They're boat captains. But ya know, its cool. Pretty funny shit either way.
Captain crunch's weapon of choice: using sharp pieces to cut the roof of your mouth (SO EFFING TRUE! I can't count the number of times I was like GOD DAMN MY MOUTH HURTS after eating some Captain Crunch Cereal, but it tastes so good!)
